Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
