I've blown a few things in my day
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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