can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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