Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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