i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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