I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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