So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
her vagine was all disorganized.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just sent this text using only my big toe
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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