i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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