What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
