I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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