I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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