This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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