that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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