I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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