normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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