as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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