you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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