I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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