that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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