When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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