): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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