that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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