I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My pussy is not your playground.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So vagazzling was a success
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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