Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Your cock deserves a montage
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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