i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Randomize
