walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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