Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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