let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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