Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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