i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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