The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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