never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Are my feet made of real feet?
This is the high leading the old right now
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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