So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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