quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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