just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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