just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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