brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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