i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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