Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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