Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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