Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
