I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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