Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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