So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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