No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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