the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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