Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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