idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
