that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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