Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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